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'The Ballroom Is a Shed.' He Only Said This Because a Lawsuit Made the Bunker Public.

TRUMP · MAR 29, 2026 · T2

TRUMP
"The military is building a massive complex under the ballroom. The ballroom essentially becomes a shed for what's being built under."
He didn't volunteer this. A preservation lawsuit forced the military component into the public record. Trump reframed a forced disclosure as a feature tour. A federal judge halted above-ground construction but explicitly allowed the underground military complex to continue — the bunker gets built regardless of the ballroom case. The ballroom is the legal argument. The bunker is the outcome.